Digested Stools For Fools

November 10th, 2005 by cklife

There are no continuum in our mental functions of analysis. It was all broken down to the ‘for-the-moment’ exercises. Some are purely a reflex which does not filter through the core of our mind. Medula Oblongata is where the reflexes are handled.

Short to say, our mind can only focus for a short while before it deviate to another subject. Adhering to this, it’s sometimes called ’short attention span’. Everyone has that, so do I.

‘What did I just wrote previous? ‘

Oh, much like our digestion systems, it is functional for a limited period of time. So can I call this behaviour as ’short digestion span’?

Is there a parallel connection between the subject of ’short attention span’ and ’short digestion span’?

Is it true that people with weak bladder control have weaker focus control?

If only everything in our body is induced by our digestion system, then we can connect the dots of our other behaviour by monitoring our daily digestion habits.

The list of possible connections between our mind and our digestion system is pretty confined.Most of the time, our digestion systems are triggered by reflexes instead of mental focus. Except for this situation;

-When you take a shit.
-Flatulence/Fart
-Burp
-Puke

This required some mental focus on the body parts to achieve the required states.

Would you believe that the connection between our mind and our digestion system is parallel?

Your shitting habits may determine who you are.

Determinations and Drawbacks

November 7th, 2005 by cklife

All determinations to persevere in an on-going exercise or work will face a larger drawbacks when it fails. It may seems to everyone that working hard is the only way to achieve the highest point of goal everywhere dream of, whether it is to be rich or famous.

No matter how determined you are in proceeding in what you’re heading to, there’s always a large barricade you’ll face, which slams you in your face when you reach. Everyone tells you; working hard is the only way. That’s completely bullshit. I believe, thinking smart is the only way. Only by thinking smart a person can grow. If you were to say by working hard, a person can get rich; relentless, all the chinese factory workers who worked 16 hours a day in China shall be billionaire now.

The drawbacks only hits a person severely when determinations is high. So, lower down your goal, achieve the achievable with senses. Look in the right direction and think smart.

Objects of inspiration

October 30th, 2005 by cklife

There maybe many things in life which had inspired us to be what we are to become today. Sometimes, drives that moves us are the results of the elevation of inspiration from an object which were deemed to be our saviour.

I happened to experience one of the weirdest moment in my life, when I’d used the dumbest object of inspiration and turned it into something that may have manifested the rest of my life in the entertainment industries. Weird enough, it was the ‘faeces’ that have moved my engine of rock n roll.

Wherever I’d happen to reside, there’s always a need place where people turned themselve into to indulge in something obscure; in which, were the inspiration I’d prevailed. Least but not known me, that very same inspiration had turned out to be inspiration of others.

Inspiration had a few flow-structure in which I break into these few notions;

- A generation of impulses from your mind before a new impulse is reacted.
- A sudden barricade from thinking which were broken intensely when mesmerized.
- An unexpected thought break-out

Whether you believe in it or not; inspiration will soon be something puts your life ahead of yourself.

Someone used to believe that by telling someone about their pubic hair can arouse them intensely. I had once managed to arouse a nation.

Consumption and Entertainment

October 30th, 2005 by cklife

There are various things like life that prompted us to move on. The one in which were had known as luxury are normally either consumable or entertaining. We had seen this in the Maslow hierachy of needs; in which, what we desire and what we need to fulfil is merely a distance away before what we would like to finally achieve;’ the self-actualization’.

So full of shit, the description is utterly inapplicable. There are no such thing as a formal aligned process for what we desire in life which set us in line with the required strategies. Some people, wants to fulfill their spiritual needs even when they dont consume food or have a shelter. Some people, wants to fulfill their future needs when they have no even fulfill their currents. Says who we need to have constant stages for fulfilment.

Consumption is the earliest known fulfilment a human needs when they were first born. A toddler first need milk to satisfy their hunger without knowing what was entertainment until he later learn more about the world with sights,audios and senses. But, first encounter on the world, required consumption to meet up with satisfaction.

Entertainment puts us through series of satisfactions. But they were shit to us when we mindset it to be shit. Can someone be satisfied with shits and called that entertainment?

Or can you consume shit?

Please advise. Refer to yourself.

Advocates of para-para-site-cura

October 29th, 2005 by cklife

People I once knew said,"If you’re clinging on to somebody in your life, you’ll cling onto the person for the rest of his/her life"

Sad but true. It’s a nature of needs in every human. Once we are comfortable in our life by being attached to a singular patterns, it’s hard to change the regular routines to something we’re highly unfamiliar with.

This nature is defined as ‘Parasitical Dependency’. As I observed everyone I had known in my life, there’s a singular motion in their life that leads to an ending. Take for example, a musician, a person who’re inclined to make money by producing sounds and shits that would cater to people who thinks it’s entertaining ; or non-entertaining but art. These type of people are highly dependent on the existence of hype and coolness surrounding the architecture of the industries. What people need is what they need to give.

A leech will cling onto a human as long as it can in order to their satisfaction in blood consumptions. It would not let go in any circumstances until they grew a few time of its body size filling in nothing but bloods. What happened if it was shitsucker? It would had ran dry almost immediately. It would need to make a closing jump off the body to enjoy its wealth in consumption.

We are all parasites to a certain agenda in our life. What are they to you? Do you even know what you’re clinging on?

Look deep into yourself. Dare yourself to say "I had never clinged onto anyone,anything, any situation to make life goes round"

Yeah right! Eat this 8===================D

Ways to acknowledge problems before problems are acknowledged by others.

October 29th, 2005 by cklife

In the comtemporary world, where people seems to be misleaded by their judgments; regardless in what field they’re working in or where they are; there’s always someone who will make a closing call to what we defined as problem.

To me, problem starts when you can’t acknowledge it. Why is this so? ; Here’s some simple facts that we might have been camourflaged from our mind;

- Shit flows unidirectional. It has to pass through all processes before making it as our final product.
- Shit can’t stop between a flowing pattern. It is continuous and parallel to all processes
- Shit can only flow through decided channels.
- Shit are God created. They are shit when you call them shit. But if you don’t call them shit, they are not shit.
- Shit may be useful to you. Hence, disposability of itself must be defined.
- Shit may be a cool item if you think they are cool.

When we think of our problems, we’re thinking shits. Unless you start making shit useful, it’ll always be the shit that stuck at the back of your mind as you had clearly defined it to be- S.H.I.T.

Ill-defined problems are shit.

Necessities and Flexibilities

October 28th, 2005 by cklife

I once known myself as the most prominent jerk to ever walk on this earth. Where would my personality goes without displaying it online. Frankly, to kick off a blog after being dead for so long is quite a task. I never knew how to show public affection to people nor returning a proper greet in order to be termed a good person. But, certainly, shaking hands with businessman, returning fake smiles and kissing arses are regular routines for grown-ups.

A good representation of an ideal blogger to me, is, someone who can give good ideas of everything to everyone. I have a blog which covers absolutely nothing but a shitload of informations that does not concern anyone. It was more of verbal masturbation and discuss social disparities and disabilities. Largely, things shall fit well if i blog here in the new episode of friendster where regularities of entrance is higher. And much more accessible than my previous shitblog.

A new beginning, the farts shall move on.